The New terrania hating group of Relgnam wej is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jay Z with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.135 billion Relgnam wejians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starkschön. The average income tax rate is 27.9%.

The all-consuming Relgnam wejian economy, worth 92.8 trillion Skin lamps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,746 Skin lamps, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Relgnam wej's national animal is the whale and its national religion is Nickelback.

Relgnam wej is ranked 105,256^th in the world and 81^st in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.39 law-abiding acts per hour.